Can we make it two whole episodes without any Sammi and Ronnie drama? How many times will the roommates fall down drunk? Can Mike possibly get any skeevier?
All these questions and more are answered in this week's "Jersey Shore." Pauly is pursued relentlessly by Deena, who swears she just wants to be "friends with benefits," but Pauly begs off, unconvinced any girl could possibly have happy fantasy with him without instantly falling in love. Or else he's repulsed by her. It's one of those two. It's the first Sunday in Italy! So it's off to the grocery store to prepare for their traditional Sunday night dinner. Except, whoops — all the package labels seem to be in Italian for some reason. What could it mean? Deena is perplexed. "It's so hard in a grocery store trying to figure out what the hell is what. You're reading and it's, like, different words. Like, what the hell is this? Like, nothing is in English."
